shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
When will it stop
No one can calm me down like Tyler does. Which is why I hate ending my day without him :(
I went to YouTube to check my subscriptions, and someone had favorited this. I am fucking dying.
this will never not be funny
i C ANT BRE ATHE HELP M E
I am laughing so fucking hard.
You have no idea what the fuck just happened to me.
I think I died and saw Jesus shaking his head at me disapprovingly.
I hate my “if you laughed, you have to reblog it” rule.
i hate that i have that same rule
seven seconds in and i hit reblog
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
THAT DROP DO
Sometimes I think I should have taken a semester off after my dad died. I’ve been able to hold my grief in and go about my day as normal. But then I break down probably once up twice a week in horrible sobbing. I hate that those big moments in my life he won’t be there for. He was so proud of me for going to college. I won’t be able to look up into the crowd and see him smiling and cheering. And that just breaks my heart. Then there is every girls dream her wedding day. And my daddy won’t be there to give me away. It breaks my heart in half. I get so upset when I see the way that others treat their parents. You don’t know if that’s the last time talking to them. Be more patient and loving. I miss my daddy tons everyday ❤️
when did “entry level” become “requires 3-5 years work experience”?
Me hitting the calm
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